You the Cat

Cat, you may think yourself a dog, but no you are a cat.

Cat, you are silky smooth, you entice me with your pretty coat.

Cat, you make me sneeze, with the little hairs you leave behind.

Cat, you are light-footed, never disturb my sleep or my thought.

Cat, you are so quiet, when you sneak around behind my back.

Cat, you are so sweet, you curl up and purr on my lap.

Cat, you are so cruel, hissing at me when I’ve done nothing wrong.

Cat, you are everywhere, sitting on my laptop, my couch, my bed.

Cat, you may think yourself a dog, but I know you are a cat.